“To open a fizzy drink for someone.”

To flatter someone or make a fuss of them. Usually sarcastic: "Shall we open a soda for you?" means "Do you want a medal?"

Heard in the wild

خب حالا، نوشابه برات باز کنیم؟

All right, all right. Do you want a medal?

More food on the mind

پیاز داغش رو زیاد کردن
piâz dâghesh ro ziâd kardan
“To add too much fried onion.”
To exaggerate or embellish a story.
نون به نرخ روز خوردن
nun be nerkh-e ruz khordan
“To eat bread at today's price.”
To be an opportunist who changes opinions and loyalties to suit whoever is on top.
بادمجون بم آفت نداره
bâdemjun-e bam âfat nadâre
“Eggplants from Bam never get blight.”
Nothing can harm a tough old weed. Usually said jokingly about yourself, or about a rascal who always comes out unscathed.
آش نخورده و دهن سوخته
âsh nakhorde va dahan sukhte
“Didn't eat the soup, burnt my mouth anyway.”
Taking the blame or the punishment for something you didn't do, or didn't even get to enjoy.